We Three (emo to the max)

CMM wrote this episode, so you know it's going to be super douchey and emo.
How many dream sequences can one show have?
Peyton STILL has her creepy gross nails

Ugh, why is the only 1940s song anyone ever plays "Sing Sing Sing?"

So, it's raining in Tree Hill, you know what that means. It means a super emo/dramatic episodes where people bone and/or die.

CMM is not good at dialogue. Don't call your fiancee a knucklehead.

CMM in a fucking white tux with creepy hair.

Look at Mouth! Floozy?! Really? Oh CMM... worst writer ever. You are NOT Lucas Scott.

The 40s were not nearly as diverse as CMM seems to think they were.

Dan Scott is creepy even in a 1940s fantasy. Why does Hayley suddenly have a Southern accent?

Where is Karen btw?

Even in the 40s this show has too many annoying musical performances.

Of course Skills is the creepy slightly offensive characiture of a piano player.

"Satin was a bad decision."

Nathan thinks Hayley is a "dame."

Luke wants nothing. Apparently he has everything he needs in this crazy cafe/night club.

Peyton rolls in with Dan Scott? What kind of hooker is she? Even in the 1940s she's a hooker.

Of course Julian is one of Dan Scott's goons.

Brooke owes Dan Scott money?

Why, in Lucas' fantasy, is Peyton with his FATHER?!

Worst fake mustache ever on Dan.

Julian is the best goon ever. Yeah, you break that bottle on the table.

ewww. Dan Scott and Peyton in the back of a car... creepy.

Somehow she's Dan's charge? How does this happen?

Why is Mouth such a creepster in this fantasy? Where's Millie? Why is Mouth a has been? I don't like this. Mouth, passed out on a pile of trash.

CMM is the worst writer ever.

Mouth hears it all.

Hayley apparently likes the rain.

also apparently Karen is just gone. Seriously, why doesn't Karen ever come back to visit or see her son?

Oh, how depressing. Nathan has been drafted. Go serve your country Nathan. You go fight those Nazis.

Peyton is just as annoying in the 1940s.

Peyton has no thoughts on the war, but feels bad for the boys.

This is such an awkward converastion. Why is Lucas walking like a weirdo.
Women were not anywhere near this forward in the 40s.

CMM does not look good in hats. He looks like a child.

Peyton is "cared for." Which I'm pretty sure is 40s slang for "hooker."

Who is singing if Hayley is dancing and not singing?

Nathan has to go report tomorrow night for the Army. This could be has last night alive, and he wouldn't want to spend it with anyone but Hayley.

Why do they all have creepy nails?!

Peyton "wants to fall in love." Lucas thinks Peyton is "pretty." Oh CMM. You are a horrible writer.

Apparently no one else in the world knows that Dan and Peyton's mother were in love? How did that happen?

This episode is horrible.

Hayley is eating Cracker Jacks!

Dan IS the mob of Tree Hill City.

WTF? Breaking Skills' hand/wrist in a car door?

Peyton is retarded and her dove charm now came from some random sailor her whore of a mother knew who took them out on the water.

What did Owen do to Dan?!

Why is Mouth in the garage?!

"Hiya."

So Mouth gets cement shoes and gets thrown off a bridge?

Even in Lucas' fantasy Dan killed Keith.

Nathan wants a little girl!? What about baby Jamie?! The REAL baby Jamie?!

Peyton, once again is too late. "They're going to kill Mouth." Try Mouth is already in the river, wearing cement shoes you dumb bitch.

CMM is totally stealing shit from Dick Tracy.

"If Peyton dies, I'll vote this the best episode ever." -K

What is with Julian's tiny, tiny tie?!
Oh Julian and his tiny, tiny tie are dead.

Dan has a surprise for Lucas. Brooke's final favor was to shoot someone?
Dan was not messin around when he hit Brooke. She went down for reals.

Thank God Peyton got shot. It's about damn time. Apparently inthe 1940s, everyone fell in love really quickly.

Nathan can't promise he's coming back alive! You can't make those promises when you go to war!! Watch out for those Nazis and Japs Nathan!

"She's putting her leg up. She looks like a fucking clydsdale."

"You're free now Peyton..." Yes, she's dead Lucas.


So, in his dream, Peyton, his fiancee dies? Worst dream ever?

Why is everything on this show a fucking dream sequence?!

"Don't ever leave me."

"Ok...bye."

Peton actually falls and hurts herself? Is she going to actually die?!!! Can we hope for such things?!

So next Monday not only has nothing to do with Monday, but it also have Dawson?! WTF?!