This week's episode of One Tree Hill

Brooke is designing again

Fratvestite.

Did a cougar attack Owen on his way over? -k

Gold, Godiva, Gucci, Gerber

Way to fatten up your man Hayley.
Way to fatten up your son Nathan.

Lucas has the douchiest shirts ever.

Hell yeah, flashback. Flashback to the first proposal. Peyton meets Julian in the mail room. But she still has creepy pointy finger nails.

Best thing about a paper jam...

Paper my jam- A

Lucas buys Final Draft and writes the screenplay in three weeks.

"one scene away from great." Ciematically it doesn't get much better than a man killing his brother.

poor man's joshua jackson
"i would totally bone joshua jackson."
"Oh I would totally bone joshua jackson."

"Seth Green looked like a leprechan."

Peyton tries to give a moral lesson to Brooke. Pot, meet the Kettle.

"She went like that?!"

"are you experiencing this neckline?!"

It's like a v-neck that went over the biggest head in the world. It's like the good year blimp put on a shirt."

"i'd put that shit on a loop."

Owen, naked in the backseat of Brooke's car. "at least you think i'm huge?"

Sam teaches Baby Jamie to rip people off.

The return of emo Lucas.
Dan Scott doesn't deserve a spot in Jamie's life. Wow Lucas.
"he's dressed like a lesbian."

Peyton and Julian lived together. She also still has creepy pointy nails.

Baby Jamie, selling snacks on the playground.
Where do these kids get their money?!

As if we needed more reason to hate Peyton.

Jamie gets busted. Tries to pay off his own mother.
Learns a hard lesson about extortion.

Another Slam Ball montage.

"ten bucks says Brookie makes out with Owen at the end of this game." -k

Back to emo Lucas. Oh, meeting with Dan.

Lucas, who is apparently a writer doesn't seem to notice that his "novel" is actually a memoir.
Dan lets Lucas write the scene with Dan as the villian, which further proves to me (tiny) that he really isn't so bad after all.

After school special moment.

Owen gets benched. Now Nathan is a wide open target.

Nathan gets checked, through the glass. Again?! Again through a plate of glass?!!
Baby Jamie, full of five year old wisdom.

We were so close on the Brooke/Owen thing. She did kiss him though.

I hope this means the wedding might be called off.

"why does mouth have these huge ties? it's like fucking Halloween with dick tracy. "

Gigi put your vagania away. Why is Mouth even considering this?!

Too late Peyton. I hope this breaks up the engagement. I think six weeks was more than enough time to ruin Lupus.