It's been awhile, but this episode we learned that Peyton's mysterious pregnancy illness is Placenta Previa (turns out this is a real illness, but tiny's first reaction was "Placenta Minivan?!)
At Oppenheimer doesn't offer sports or research. It is clearly the worst school ever. Nathan calls the kids "Matholes" which is totally appropriate.
Tiny calls that Nathan will fix up the Comet in Keith's old garage, Peyton will die, and then Lucas will drive off into the sunset in the fixed up car.
Oh Skills. You do not have skills with Social Security Cards. Guess he has to pay for his tattoos somehow.
"We could meet up somewhere like....Cochella during Spring Break."
SERIOUSLY?!
Wow.
Oh Daphne Zuniga, you are the worst mother ever.
"No, Bonnaroo, we go every year." "It's AWESOME."
Kate is very happy that Jack and Sam are an item now.
"Ugh. Tom's Shoes are SO ugly. I would rather have NO shoes than Tom's shoes." - Tiny
Baby Jamie thinks he should get to pick where he goes to school. He too wants to continue to stunt his educational growth.
Oh Snap Brooke Davis. 51%
What the hell is with all of Nathan's teammates? They all have major stank attitude. No wonder they all play for a crap team. They have no sportsmanship.
Insert Gettin it done montage. Set to Kate Vogel.
"Yeah, you can put your foot there and drive." - Kate
That dad and his kid just ran the hell away when Jamie came over with flowers.
Oh, Mouth and Millie's relationship just got about as emo as Lucas.
Step 1: Fix up the Comet in Keith's old garage. Check.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
true story.
Dan Scott's favorite movie of this year is "Slumdog Millionaire."
I know this for a fact.
Because he told me himself.
I know this for a fact.
Because he told me himself.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
the new chris keller.
I don't even know Van Der Beek's character name, and I don't care to. He is the shot in the arm this season needed. He is the Chris Keller of balls-out, hear me roar, come the fuck on, let's do this!!! of Season Six.His performance last night prompted me to yell, "I WANT TO SWILL CHAMPAGNE AND SMOKE CIGARS WHEREVER I GO."
If someone could create some sort of buddy comedy with just Van Der Beek and Baby Jamie, I would single-handedly make sure that movie won an Oscar.
life just got about 867x better.
I've found an utterly amazing OTH screencap website. I can guarantee you this will make the quality of "That's a Mouthful" so mind-bogglingly fucking awesome, the entire site might just implode out of awesome-itude.To celebrate, please enjoy the cap of the best moment of this week's episode - Julian's hat.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
We Change, We Wait..... wait for what?!
Hayley's makeup is awful!
Number 23 is an asshole.
Hayley is dressed like a straight up streetwalker!
Nathan is such a good sport.
Is Brookie drunk? Why did she just grab Julian's face?
This director said Lucas lived in a trailer. And he thinks Lucas was in a gang, who's rival killed Keith in a drive by.
Hell yeah, welcome back Dan Scott.
Awww Dan is having a PST flashback. Way to tell that stupid doctor with bad hair Dan.
Special Guest Star: James Van Der Beek!
Dude from Remember the Titans shouldn't be the damn coach.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS JULIAN WEARING?! That hat is OUT OF CONTROL. "Am I not pulling it off?" No, Julian, you are NOT pulling anything off. PULL OFF YOUR PANTS!
Awwww poor Julian, he was a super nerd in high school. I bet he was in the AV club.
Peyton is a stupid bitch. Her face is getting fat. Is she preggo in real life?
I hate Peyton. She pretty much broke up with Julian because she was STILL IN LOVE WITH LUCAS. SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE TICKET TO SUNDANCE.
Hayley's outfit is SO unflattering.
Way to go Peyton, ruining a relationship before it even happens.
Why does Jamie always eat ice cream with Dan?
awww, I like Dan.
Fat Coletti and Mia. Ugh. Why is the camera so close?!!!
I can't even write about "so I'm gonna be your first" comment. There is WAY too much Kate Vogel in this show.
Peyton was a bitch even then.
That ring is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.
"It is clearly made out of glass."
Why is everybody on this show fat all of the sudden?!
Why is it that nobody ever notices when someone drives their fucking car onto the river court?! Like it's a surprise?!
Why is she still all friendly with Julian's dad?!
Oh snap Peyton. You're a heartless bitch.
an incest movie with sock puppets?! LUCAS COME ON! THAT IS CLEARLY THE RIGHT DIRECTOR.
Baby Jamie! How dare you! Of COURSE your daddy is going to play!
Baby Jamie calling the coach!! WTF Hayley, of course when Peyton comes in, she makes Hayley a horrible mother. Peyton ruins everything.
I love that these small town peoples think they can option the rights to a book and then take it all back.
VAN DERBEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Of course he calls the driver Argyle. His name is Jason.
"Rent 'Die Hard,' it'll change your life."
MIA IS TOO YOUNG TO DRINK! Why are you bringing her booze?! SHE IS 18!!
This is like two steps from being statutory.
LUCAS, YOU CAN NOT JUST DIRECT A FUCKING FILM. YOU HAVE NEVER DIRECTED A MOVIE. Don't think I don't know where you're going with this rant, and Julian with his smug little smile.
Peyton just points out that she does not follow the "girl code," and is therefore a bitch.
I want to smack number 23.
We think this is an airport bar.
Oh snap number 23. You's a bitch and you're takin a seat. HA! Suck on that!
Van der Beek has never made a "quality" movie. This is true on so many levels.
Lucas is a jackass and he gave Van der Beek the amo to get this film.
Awwwww I want to give Dan a hug!
There is WAY too much Mia/Chase in this show.
Peyton's nails are SO gross!
"It means we're going steady."
"oh my god, he's got moobs."
Number 23 is an asshole.
Hayley is dressed like a straight up streetwalker!
Nathan is such a good sport.
Is Brookie drunk? Why did she just grab Julian's face?
This director said Lucas lived in a trailer. And he thinks Lucas was in a gang, who's rival killed Keith in a drive by.
Hell yeah, welcome back Dan Scott.
Awww Dan is having a PST flashback. Way to tell that stupid doctor with bad hair Dan.
Special Guest Star: James Van Der Beek!
Dude from Remember the Titans shouldn't be the damn coach.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS JULIAN WEARING?! That hat is OUT OF CONTROL. "Am I not pulling it off?" No, Julian, you are NOT pulling anything off. PULL OFF YOUR PANTS!
Awwww poor Julian, he was a super nerd in high school. I bet he was in the AV club.
Peyton is a stupid bitch. Her face is getting fat. Is she preggo in real life?
I hate Peyton. She pretty much broke up with Julian because she was STILL IN LOVE WITH LUCAS. SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE TICKET TO SUNDANCE.
Hayley's outfit is SO unflattering.
Way to go Peyton, ruining a relationship before it even happens.
Why does Jamie always eat ice cream with Dan?
awww, I like Dan.
Fat Coletti and Mia. Ugh. Why is the camera so close?!!!
I can't even write about "so I'm gonna be your first" comment. There is WAY too much Kate Vogel in this show.
Peyton was a bitch even then.
That ring is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.
"It is clearly made out of glass."
Why is everybody on this show fat all of the sudden?!
Why is it that nobody ever notices when someone drives their fucking car onto the river court?! Like it's a surprise?!
Why is she still all friendly with Julian's dad?!
Oh snap Peyton. You're a heartless bitch.
an incest movie with sock puppets?! LUCAS COME ON! THAT IS CLEARLY THE RIGHT DIRECTOR.
Baby Jamie! How dare you! Of COURSE your daddy is going to play!
Baby Jamie calling the coach!! WTF Hayley, of course when Peyton comes in, she makes Hayley a horrible mother. Peyton ruins everything.
I love that these small town peoples think they can option the rights to a book and then take it all back.
VAN DERBEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Of course he calls the driver Argyle. His name is Jason.
"Rent 'Die Hard,' it'll change your life."
MIA IS TOO YOUNG TO DRINK! Why are you bringing her booze?! SHE IS 18!!
This is like two steps from being statutory.
LUCAS, YOU CAN NOT JUST DIRECT A FUCKING FILM. YOU HAVE NEVER DIRECTED A MOVIE. Don't think I don't know where you're going with this rant, and Julian with his smug little smile.
Peyton just points out that she does not follow the "girl code," and is therefore a bitch.
I want to smack number 23.
We think this is an airport bar.
Oh snap number 23. You's a bitch and you're takin a seat. HA! Suck on that!
Van der Beek has never made a "quality" movie. This is true on so many levels.
Lucas is a jackass and he gave Van der Beek the amo to get this film.
Awwwww I want to give Dan a hug!
There is WAY too much Mia/Chase in this show.
Peyton's nails are SO gross!
"It means we're going steady."
"oh my god, he's got moobs."
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Child Protective Services
We're going to call Jack Daniels Vodka Tonic.
WTF Peyton?! Are you gonna have like sextuplets?!
What does Sam know about dates??
Why are Hayley and Nathan so creepy?
Wait, so Peyton is implying that Brooke will never have a baby?! "I know you wanted to have the baby..." THE baby? Like there's only one?!
Mouth! You are so mean!
Mia writes shitty music.
OMG Stephen Colletti is so fat.
He looks like a poor man's Joey Tribiani.
Kate Voegele is not smooth nor a good actress.
Brooke just threw a box of clothes at Peyton, clearly trying to kill her unborn demon spawn.
"That's really hard to hear for historical reasons..."
A. will break his back!
I hate Peyton.
Uh oh, Millie's about to get bitch slapped.
WAIT, this episode is directed by CMM!? Oh, God.
Is CMM an even worse actor now that he's directing??
It's your fault Mouth!! It's yoooooooour fault!!
Why are they sleeping in CMM and Peyton's bed??
Good work on calling Peyton out on her freakazoidness.
WHAT THE FUCK...THAT ISN'T EVEN THE ACTUAL MUSIC, IT'S KARAOKE!!
For the record, we all heard "God, I love those tits." Not "God, I love first dates."
Oh, Vodka Tonic...so sad.
This is so awkward. The bebes are way better.
Mark Schwann, you're so emo.
YES!!! A CHRIS KELLER SHOUT-OUT!!!
GOD DAMNIT, I HATE PEYTON AND HER CREEPY FUCKIN "BABY DADDY" TALK.
There's no "off" button on Travis!!
God, Julian is just as annoying as Peyton. "What was this!?"
Peyton is not going to be a superhero. She is going be the worst mother EVER.
"I hope their kids are going to be enemies!!"
Thank GOD, Van der Beek is back! This man is pure talent.
WTF Peyton?! Are you gonna have like sextuplets?!
What does Sam know about dates??
Why are Hayley and Nathan so creepy?
Wait, so Peyton is implying that Brooke will never have a baby?! "I know you wanted to have the baby..." THE baby? Like there's only one?!
Mouth! You are so mean!
Mia writes shitty music.
OMG Stephen Colletti is so fat.
He looks like a poor man's Joey Tribiani.
Kate Voegele is not smooth nor a good actress.
Brooke just threw a box of clothes at Peyton, clearly trying to kill her unborn demon spawn.
"That's really hard to hear for historical reasons..."
A. will break his back!
I hate Peyton.
Uh oh, Millie's about to get bitch slapped.
WAIT, this episode is directed by CMM!? Oh, God.
Is CMM an even worse actor now that he's directing??
It's your fault Mouth!! It's yoooooooour fault!!
Why are they sleeping in CMM and Peyton's bed??
Good work on calling Peyton out on her freakazoidness.
WHAT THE FUCK...THAT ISN'T EVEN THE ACTUAL MUSIC, IT'S KARAOKE!!
For the record, we all heard "God, I love those tits." Not "God, I love first dates."
Oh, Vodka Tonic...so sad.
This is so awkward. The bebes are way better.
Mark Schwann, you're so emo.
YES!!! A CHRIS KELLER SHOUT-OUT!!!
GOD DAMNIT, I HATE PEYTON AND HER CREEPY FUCKIN "BABY DADDY" TALK.
There's no "off" button on Travis!!
God, Julian is just as annoying as Peyton. "What was this!?"
Peyton is not going to be a superhero. She is going be the worst mother EVER.
"I hope their kids are going to be enemies!!"
Thank GOD, Van der Beek is back! This man is pure talent.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Things a momma don't know? Worst episode title ever?
WHY ISN'T PEYTON DYING?!!!!
Biggest disappointment of the year already!
"I like that when you look at Mouth in profile, it looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel."
What's his face's brother is REALLY creepy.
AVOID THE 405 is the best the could do to make it appear that Lucas is in LA? Really?!
CMM also looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel. What happened to his nose?!
This person who Lucas is meeting with, is clearly not a Hollywood studio head. Why is his office panneled? Why is he drinking scotch in the middle of the day?!
OMG THEY'RE GOING TO RUN OVER BABY JAMIE!!!
Jack is totally poor man's Paul Danno.
That duct tape was next to a golf tee!
Jack Daniel's brother's name is X Daniel's. Really?!
Apparently having a potted palm tree on the patio means they are in Los Angeles.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, is he going to ask Lucas to direct this movie?! Lucas CAN NOT JUST DIRECT A MOVIE!
I want to know why number 23 is in the B leagues and didn't go straight to the NBA? Suckaaaaaaa
Awwwww Mouth and Millie are so adorable. Millie's gonna tell him she totally boned what's his face....Owen. Gross.
I wish Peyton had cancer instead of a baby.
This guy is a fucking child molester! I AM AFRAID OF HIM!
Nathan has a vagina.
Somebody needs to run somebody over.
oh Stephen Coletti, why did you have to go and get fat? You were so hot, then you went to SF State for like a second and a half. Then you came back to Laguna Beach, and got fat.
STEPHEN COLLETTI SELLS CARPET?!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
WTF?!
No, really? That's the best job they could come up with for him?!
You go angry Brooke. This is the best OTH fight ever. Even better than when crazy Derrek came and attacked Peyton and brought Peyton and Brooke back together as friends.
Oh hell no. Chase and that musician girl, Mia.
Oh God, she's only 18?!
I HATE PEYCUS. and we hate that demon baby.
If it's a boy it's going to be Keith, if it's a girl it'll be Ellie, and we will all vomit.
Biggest disappointment of the year already!
"I like that when you look at Mouth in profile, it looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel."
What's his face's brother is REALLY creepy.
AVOID THE 405 is the best the could do to make it appear that Lucas is in LA? Really?!
CMM also looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel. What happened to his nose?!
This person who Lucas is meeting with, is clearly not a Hollywood studio head. Why is his office panneled? Why is he drinking scotch in the middle of the day?!
OMG THEY'RE GOING TO RUN OVER BABY JAMIE!!!
Jack is totally poor man's Paul Danno.
That duct tape was next to a golf tee!
Jack Daniel's brother's name is X Daniel's. Really?!
Apparently having a potted palm tree on the patio means they are in Los Angeles.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, is he going to ask Lucas to direct this movie?! Lucas CAN NOT JUST DIRECT A MOVIE!
I want to know why number 23 is in the B leagues and didn't go straight to the NBA? Suckaaaaaaa
Awwwww Mouth and Millie are so adorable. Millie's gonna tell him she totally boned what's his face....Owen. Gross.
I wish Peyton had cancer instead of a baby.
This guy is a fucking child molester! I AM AFRAID OF HIM!
Nathan has a vagina.
Somebody needs to run somebody over.
oh Stephen Coletti, why did you have to go and get fat? You were so hot, then you went to SF State for like a second and a half. Then you came back to Laguna Beach, and got fat.
STEPHEN COLLETTI SELLS CARPET?!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
WTF?!
No, really? That's the best job they could come up with for him?!
You go angry Brooke. This is the best OTH fight ever. Even better than when crazy Derrek came and attacked Peyton and brought Peyton and Brooke back together as friends.
Oh hell no. Chase and that musician girl, Mia.
Oh God, she's only 18?!
I HATE PEYCUS. and we hate that demon baby.
If it's a boy it's going to be Keith, if it's a girl it'll be Ellie, and we will all vomit.
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