the new chris keller.

I don't even know Van Der Beek's character name, and I don't care to. He is the shot in the arm this season needed. He is the Chris Keller of balls-out, hear me roar, come the fuck on, let's do this!!! of Season Six.

His performance last night prompted me to yell, "I WANT TO SWILL CHAMPAGNE AND SMOKE CIGARS WHEREVER I GO."

If someone could create some sort of buddy comedy with just Van Der Beek and Baby Jamie, I would single-handedly make sure that movie won an Oscar.