We're going to call Jack Daniels Vodka Tonic.
WTF Peyton?! Are you gonna have like sextuplets?!
What does Sam know about dates??
Why are Hayley and Nathan so creepy?
Wait, so Peyton is implying that Brooke will never have a baby?! "I know you wanted to have the baby..." THE baby? Like there's only one?!
Mouth! You are so mean!
Mia writes shitty music.
OMG Stephen Colletti is so fat.
He looks like a poor man's Joey Tribiani.
Kate Voegele is not smooth nor a good actress.
Brooke just threw a box of clothes at Peyton, clearly trying to kill her unborn demon spawn.
"That's really hard to hear for historical reasons..."
A. will break his back!
I hate Peyton.
Uh oh, Millie's about to get bitch slapped.
WAIT, this episode is directed by CMM!? Oh, God.
Is CMM an even worse actor now that he's directing??
It's your fault Mouth!! It's yoooooooour fault!!
Why are they sleeping in CMM and Peyton's bed??
Good work on calling Peyton out on her freakazoidness.
WHAT THE FUCK...THAT ISN'T EVEN THE ACTUAL MUSIC, IT'S KARAOKE!!
For the record, we all heard "God, I love those tits." Not "God, I love first dates."
Oh, Vodka Tonic...so sad.
This is so awkward. The bebes are way better.
Mark Schwann, you're so emo.
YES!!! A CHRIS KELLER SHOUT-OUT!!!
GOD DAMNIT, I HATE PEYTON AND HER CREEPY FUCKIN "BABY DADDY" TALK.
There's no "off" button on Travis!!
God, Julian is just as annoying as Peyton. "What was this!?"
Peyton is not going to be a superhero. She is going be the worst mother EVER.
"I hope their kids are going to be enemies!!"
Thank GOD, Van der Beek is back! This man is pure talent.
I don't even know Van Der Beek's character name, and I don't care to. He is the shot in the arm this season needed. He is the Chris Keller of balls-out, hear me roar, come the fuck on, let's do this!!! of Season Six.