Tuesday, January 20, 2009

We Change, We Wait..... wait for what?!

Hayley's makeup is awful!

Number 23 is an asshole.

Hayley is dressed like a straight up streetwalker!

Nathan is such a good sport.

Is Brookie drunk? Why did she just grab Julian's face?

This director said Lucas lived in a trailer. And he thinks Lucas was in a gang, who's rival killed Keith in a drive by.

Hell yeah, welcome back Dan Scott.

Awww Dan is having a PST flashback. Way to tell that stupid doctor with bad hair Dan.

Special Guest Star: James Van Der Beek!

Dude from Remember the Titans shouldn't be the damn coach.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS JULIAN WEARING?! That hat is OUT OF CONTROL. "Am I not pulling it off?" No, Julian, you are NOT pulling anything off. PULL OFF YOUR PANTS!

Awwww poor Julian, he was a super nerd in high school. I bet he was in the AV club.

Peyton is a stupid bitch. Her face is getting fat. Is she preggo in real life?

I hate Peyton. She pretty much broke up with Julian because she was STILL IN LOVE WITH LUCAS. SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE TICKET TO SUNDANCE.

Hayley's outfit is SO unflattering.

Way to go Peyton, ruining a relationship before it even happens.

Why does Jamie always eat ice cream with Dan?

awww, I like Dan.

Fat Coletti and Mia. Ugh. Why is the camera so close?!!!

I can't even write about "so I'm gonna be your first" comment. There is WAY too much Kate Vogel in this show.

Peyton was a bitch even then.

That ring is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.
"It is clearly made out of glass."

Why is everybody on this show fat all of the sudden?!
Why is it that nobody ever notices when someone drives their fucking car onto the river court?! Like it's a surprise?!

Why is she still all friendly with Julian's dad?!

Oh snap Peyton. You're a heartless bitch.

an incest movie with sock puppets?! LUCAS COME ON! THAT IS CLEARLY THE RIGHT DIRECTOR.

Baby Jamie! How dare you! Of COURSE your daddy is going to play!

Baby Jamie calling the coach!! WTF Hayley, of course when Peyton comes in, she makes Hayley a horrible mother. Peyton ruins everything.

I love that these small town peoples think they can option the rights to a book and then take it all back.

VAN DERBEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Of course he calls the driver Argyle. His name is Jason.
"Rent 'Die Hard,' it'll change your life."

MIA IS TOO YOUNG TO DRINK! Why are you bringing her booze?! SHE IS 18!!
This is like two steps from being statutory.

LUCAS, YOU CAN NOT JUST DIRECT A FUCKING FILM. YOU HAVE NEVER DIRECTED A MOVIE. Don't think I don't know where you're going with this rant, and Julian with his smug little smile.

Peyton just points out that she does not follow the "girl code," and is therefore a bitch.

I want to smack number 23.

We think this is an airport bar.

Oh snap number 23. You's a bitch and you're takin a seat. HA! Suck on that!

Van der Beek has never made a "quality" movie. This is true on so many levels.
Lucas is a jackass and he gave Van der Beek the amo to get this film.

Awwwww I want to give Dan a hug!

There is WAY too much Mia/Chase in this show.

Peyton's nails are SO gross!

"It means we're going steady."


"oh my god, he's got moobs."

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